5/30/15 We Check Out Other Resorts

(Show Low, AZ)

RESORT:  noun:  a place to which people frequently or generally go for relaxation or pleasure, especially one providing rest and recreation facilities for vacationers.

Today we traveled about 35 miles to a town called Heber to check out a resort as a possible place to park the RV for next summer.  We figure its got to be away from the junipers and thirty five miles away so perhaps the wind won’t blow so much.

So we find the place and pull into the resort with great anticipation and expectations. 

DISAPPOINTMENT:  noun;  the act of disappointing or the state of being disappointed.

Oh Em Gee!  Just shoot us now!  We pulled into this resort and our jaws dropped. 

DUMP:  noun:  Informal  a place, house, or town that is dilapidated, dirty, or disreputable.

Oh Em Gee!  I’m serious, just shoot us now!

I mean their website showed happy people and evergreens,,,,  Oh wait, that was the only picture come to think of it.  But, but, their write up sounded so FUN!  Oh wait, a copy writer in Timbuktu could have written that.   BUT WAIT,,,,it was on the INTERNET, therefore it must be true, right?

Well, we continued the drive through the resort and the deeper we got into this run down campground the more dismal it got.

We drove right on through and couldn’t get out fast enough. 

We won’t be in Heber next summer.